PURE POETRY

Richard Plumtree’s goalkeeping gloves
Are hand-stitched by Tibetan monks.
He never spills a single ball;
He has the greatest gloves of all.

Richard Plumtree’s goalkeeping trousers
Have been passed down for generations.
Footballs without fail he knocks
Into the opposition box.

Richard Plumtree’s goalkeeping boots
Have studs with magic properties.
He never slips on muddy soil,
Allowing opponents to score a goal.