BLINDED BY THE SUN

That's the one, oy.
How did he not find the pitch on time, with Google Maps on his phone?
Way too close for the skipper, oh well at least he wasn’t alone.
Should be a good game today, there is actually grass on the pitch.
People keep confusing me though, keep shouting the word “switch”
And I'm thinking
The sun is blinding my eyes
They said we’d win they said, sh*t gotta defend another corner
And I'm thinking
Strikers keep pushing by, and celebrating off into the night
These pitches look well speckly, bit of green and blue
£10 a game is well cheap though, so I'll play every week if I need to
Right I'm on the plan, I wish the oppo would stop scoring
Must be full time by now, the football we’re playing is boring.
And I'm thinking
The sun is blinding my eyes