BAD DAY DOWN IN BARNES

After a long flight from Mexico stand-in Captain Mills (not sure what the real captain was doing) dragged himself to Meads with the balls and kit.

After Kershaw let the side down by having a baby and leaving striker duties to Remmer again, we should have called the game off on Tuesday.

The game started the same way each Meads game starts, by everyone turning up 5 mins before KO.

We played sh*t for 70 mins, got a pen against for handball, a goal with the hand and we were 2-0 down.

Marek score a "goal" he should not be proud of! Mills missed his chance as he does each week, they went and scored again. Game over.

Fitting we missed the first half of the Liverpool game with poor management by Remmer, ended up in Putney.

Mills went to bed, Remmer went to bed with Marek/ Fletcher, Kershaw doesn't play anymore, Duffy has gone missing, Vinny is angry, Conan handballed a ball and Stu could not hit a barn door.

The end.